1. It’s time to get another bottle of the pink stuff. Jonah has an ear infection.
2. Praise the Lord anyhow! … and don’t forget the gratitude!
3. I’m trying to fight off a touch of what my boys have been sick with this week. Blah.
4. “Didn’t realize that Nerf was also one of ancient China’s gifts to the world!”, that was the last funny comment I received.
5. Please send money to help the dear orphans and pastor at Blood of Jesus ministries in Uganda.
6. I hope my sons continue to enjoy homeschooling, cause I’m in it for the long haul.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to relaxing with the family and nursing my little guy back to health, tomorrow my plans include catching up on work and Sunday, I want to go to church, then celebrate the World’s Most Awesome Teenager’s 14th Birthday with our family!
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Stuff happens when you’re two. Because everything is fascinating and new.
Such as the little bottle of “sho-shun” that was on mama’s nightstand.
She left me on her bed — SILLY MAMA! — and went into the bathroom one morning.
I believe she thought I was still asleep. HA!!!
I immediately stripped off my pajamas, then grabbed the lotion.
I love pouring things. I love splashing in the things I’ve poured, and rubbing my body with them.
(I wonder if I put the cap back on, if she won’t notice?)
(Nah. This particular mess is pretty obvious.)
And once again, I am SOOOO cute that mama could only laugh at me, and strip the bed.
The column that ran on our 21st wedding anniversary, January 15th.
Twenty one years ago today, I stood before a handful of friends and family in a little church and said, “I do” to the man of my dreams.
Except, he wasn’t exactly the man of my dreams. That guy I fantasized about for so long was a filthy rich businessman with a professional athlete’s physique. The guy I thought I wanted would give me everything I ever desired. He would spoil me and take me on fancy vacations and bring me roses and bottles of fine wine. He’d hire me a maid and a nanny, and buy me a new car every year.
For the longest time, that is what I thought I wanted.
…when you’re two. Because when you’re two, you’re learning how everything works and you just can’t STOP YOURSELF from getting into mischief.
When Dad put away the Christmas stockings, he left all the goodies on the dining room sideboard.
Silly Daddy.
Doesn’t he know I’ve become a pro at unwrapping candy?
Even complicated Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups! NUMMY!
If you look closely, you’ll see I reached the candy by dragging over a plastic bin to climb upon. I usually use my chair, but mom and dad had it shut up in the laundry room after I pulled this stunt too many times in one day:
So I’m a little OCD about wanting to wash my hands all day long. Is that so wrong?
The other day, I got in trouble for brushing my teeth! How crazy is that?
I think maybe it was the fact that I was IN the sink, with my pajamas on, that made Mom do that, “Oh, Jonah, NO!” thing she exclaims quite often…
Oh well. As I said, Stuff Happens when you’re two. But Mom says it’s OK, because I’m so darn cute!
1. Discussions about politics are already getting old. And it’s only January.
2. And yet I still feel compelled to say that this time next year, I hope we get to wish the Obama administration a hearty goodbye.
3. I think it’s time for me to have a couple of days alone.
4. Because having some refreshing downtime alone always puts a smile on my face.
5. Maybe sometime I’ll get to visit Uganda and the sweet orphans at Blood of Jesus Ministries.
6. God alone gives me strength.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I’m looking forward to (I have no clue), tomorrow my plans include things yet to be determined and Sunday, I want to figure out what the heck I’m doing!
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Kari Apted is a writer and speaker residing in Georgia with her husband, three sons, and an ever-changing menagerie of pets. She writes a humorous weekly parenting column for The Covington News and freelances for various publications.more»